The Gorkfather
"I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse... to invest in."
About The Family Business
From e-commerce to crypto, the Gorkfather expands his empire to the blockchain. This isn't just a meme coin, it's a statement.
Backed by an army of loyal followers, $GORK is poised to dominate the meme coin market with an offer that traders can't refuse.
In a world of rugpulls and scams, $GORK stands for honor among thieves. We respect our family of holders above all else.
How to Join the Family
Set Up Your Wallet
Download and install MetaMask or any other Ethereum-compatible wallet. Create a new wallet and securely store your recovery phrase.
The Family Business Model
Locked for 1 year to ensure stability
Distributed to early supporters
For expanding the family business
Future expansion of the empire
The Family Expansion Plan
Phase 1: Establishing the Family
Q2 2025
- Token launch on major DEXs
- Initial marketing campaign
- 1,000+ family members (holders)
- CoinGecko & CoinMarketCap listings
"First, you get the liquidity. Then you get the listings. Then you get the market cap."
"Keep your friends close, but your partnerships closer."
Phase 2: Expanding Territory
Q3 2025
- CEX listings (making deals they can't refuse)
- Strategic partnerships with other crypto families
- Launch of the Gorkfather DAO
- 10,000+ family members (holders)
Phase 3: Securing the Empire
Q4 2025
- Launch of Gorkfather NFT collection
- Staking rewards for loyal family members
- Cross-chain expansion
- 50,000+ family members (holders)
"A man who doesn't spend time with his NFTs can never be a real Gorkfather."
"I'm gonna make them an ecosystem they can't refuse."
Phase 4: The Offer They Can't Refuse
2026
- Launch of Gorkfather DeFi ecosystem
- Gorkfather merchandise store
- Real-world partnerships and utility
- Global domination (respectfully)